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Karaoke Showcase
.: Dance Ten Looks Three :. |
Suzanne Lanoue
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Date Submitted: |
2016-08-21 [Archive Date: 2016-11-19] |
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Show Tunes/Musicals |
Original Artist: |
A Chorus Line |
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Recorded this Oct. 2015 on the video karaoke site, so not as good quality...sung all the way through etc. Anyway, hope you like it. I sung this once, years ago, in Vegas, but KJ bleeped all the bad words. Why have it in your book if you're not gonna let it be sung properly? Why censor it in Vegas (at the casino called THE HO no less)? Ridiculous. At least warn a person...thought there was something wrong with my mic!
Lyrics: I also swiped my dance card once
After an audition And on a scale of one to ten They gave me For dance, ten, for looks, three Well!
Dance, ten, looks, three And I'm still on unemployment Dancing for my own enjoyment That ain't it, kid, That ain't it, kid! Dance, ten, looks, three Is like to die Left the theater And called the doctor For my appointment to buy Tits and ass Bought myself a fancy pair Tightened up the derriere Did the nose with it, All that goes with it! Tits and ass Had the bingo-bongos done suddenly I'm getting national tours Tits and ass won't get |
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2 |
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Jay Dm (Total comments: 90 Submissions: 36) |
Mon, Aug 22nd, 2016
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Terrific song and performance Suzanne much enjoyed my listen today. |
Reply: Thanks so much, Jay! I appreciate your stopping by. |
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Cantstopsinging (Total comments: 3922 Submissions: 552) |
Sun, Aug 21st, 2016
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My 1st time hearing this as I am not much of a showtune listener.. It certainly is your genre as I have noticed on many an occasion.. This one included..:) Yes, t'is strange the KJ would censor your words given the circumstances and the audience can often be too drunk to notice anyway.. Applause |
Reply: Thanks, Joyce! Yes, it was odd...LOL! |
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Suzanne Lanoue performs Dance Ten Looks Three on Karaoke Showcase of Karaoke Scene Magazine Online: Suzanne Lanoue performs Dance Ten Looks Three on Karaoke Showcase - Recorded this Oct. 2015 on the video karaoke site, so not as good quality...sung all the way through etc. Anyway, hope you like it. I sung this once, years ago, in Vegas, but KJ bleeped all the bad words. Why have it in your book if you're not gonna let it be sung properly? Why censor it in Vegas (at the casino called THE HO no less)? Ridiculous. At least warn a person...thought there was something wrong with my mic!
Lyrics: I also swiped my dance card once
After an audition And on a scale of one to ten They gave me For dance, ten, for looks, three Well!
Dance, ten, looks, three And I'm still on unemployment Dancing for my own enjoyment That ain't it, kid, That ain't it, kid! Dance, ten, looks, three Is like to die Left the theater And called the doctor For my appointment to buy Tits and ass Bought myself a fancy pair Tightened up the derriere Did the nose with it, All that goes with it! Tits and ass Had the bingo-bongos done suddenly I'm getting national tours Tits and ass won't get Dance Ten Looks Three, Suzanne Lanoue, Singer, singers, Karaoke Showcase, Karaoke Showcase, karaoke, Karaoke Scene, singing, songs, submissions, member, members, song, title
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