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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:52 pm 
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I'm a singer and get a lot of reaction from singing Rodney Carrington's "Show them to me" and Kevin Fowler's "Don't touch my Willie". Just wondering if you have any other suggestions for funny songs beside the normal Afroman "Because I got high" or Sir Mixalot "Baby got back"


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Bob & Toms "Prisoner of Love" also known by PRISON (@$%&#!)..this song is always a jaw droper every where I go to do it.. also a song "Ballad to a dog named stains". try those two Im sure youll get a great response I do...LOL


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GeminiMALE40 @ Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:58 pm wrote:
Bob & Toms "Prisoner of Love" also known by PRISON <span style=font-size:10px><i>(@$%&#!)</i></span>..this song is always a jaw droper every where I go to do it.. also a song "Ballad to a dog named stains". try those two Im sure youll get a great response I do...LOL


Yep, a real funny one if done right!

Let me also suggest:

Red Peters - Blow me

Adam Sandler - Piece of SH#T Car

Chef from southpark - Chocolate Salty Balls

Some of the funniest is not available commercially. Underground Karaoke:

The Devil went down to Jamaica - parody of devil went down to georgia

Legs Wide open - parody of arms wide open

Dirty Summer Nights - Raunchy parody of Grease Summer Nights :D

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GeminiMALE40 @ Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:58 pm wrote:
also a song "Ballad to a dog named stains". try those two Im sure youll get a great response I do...LOL


There's a guy in my room who does "Ballad Of A Dog Named Stains" and he brings the place down with it. He's a natural comic and really sells it - mock tears and all.


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Hey Big Wyll
where can I get Dont touch my Willie and show them to me..would love to have both of these songs


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i forgot to add "I'm an A$$hole" Denise leary

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My DingALing- Chuck Berry

It's an oldie, but still a funny song:)

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Don't forget Weird Al Yankovich songs

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BlueStainedShoes @ Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:55 pm wrote:
My DingALing- Chuck Berry

It's an oldie, but still a funny song:)

Only if you have the origianl 8117 by SC, which describes WHY he is saying Ding A Ling. The resissue for some reason omits all of that & it really doesn't make any sense otherwise.

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Rodney Carrington has several songs that are really funny:

Dancing With A Man
Fred
Great To Be A Man
Letter To My P*N*S
More Of A Man
Morning Wood
Show Them To Me
Who Put The D### On The Snowman


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Thanks. I'll start rehearsing these songs.


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At Christmas I do 'Stanta', UK BBC Radio 1 presenter Chris Moyles' parody of Stan by Eminem. It's a home-made track using the Sound Choice backing purchased from amazon. Also used the karaoke tracks that were included free on Weird Al's 'Straight Outta Lynwood' CD/DVD combo. Canadian Idiot is fun as is White & Nerdy if you can keep up! Polkarama is a semi regular feature... saves a bombing show every time!

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Also...Jonathan Coulton. A more subtle kind of geeky humor.

First of May <- Killer. Always catches them off guard
Baby Got Back <- Very funny if done right.
Skullcrusher Mountain <- Funny lyrics for those who pay attention.
Mr. Fancy Pants <- Perfect...if someone in the crowd has loud/strange pants on.

Others:

Tom Cruise Crazy
The Town Crotch
Skymall

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Years ago, a friend hosted shows and had a disc of funny songs - sorry I can't tell you the brand, but I know it included The Rodeo Song and one named something like How is Your (W)Hole.... Family - full of funny almost-naughties.

Wish I could find more info for you.

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The Shaving cream song. It's an old WWII ditty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rpq6u8hYgk
I know there was a karaoke version.


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Lonman @ Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:22 am wrote:
BlueStainedShoes @ Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:55 pm wrote:
My DingALing- Chuck Berry

It's an oldie, but still a funny song:)

Only if you have the origianl 8117 by SC, which describes WHY he is saying Ding A Ling. The resissue for some reason omits all of that & it really doesn't make any sense otherwise.

Did you know that Chuck Berry was NOT the first person to sing this song? It was done by David Bartholemew in 1952 as My Ding A Ling, then the Bees did it in 1954 and called "Toy Bell", Chuck did his version in 1972
http://www.nme.com/video/id/BZ6MJetZzoc/search
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrafCZ22 ... r_embedded


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I'd think these would be pretty funny to see you do -


I'm too Sexy - Right Said Fred
I feel like a Woman - Shania Twain
Like a Virgin - Madonna
I Touch Myself - Blondie

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i sang "Like a virgin" drinking a bloody marry as a dare one time. I a sucker for a dare.

Looking forward to singing "Chocolate Salty Balls" tommorrow thanks for the suggestions. Some of the others I'll sing once I have a good routine to go along with it.

GeminiMALE40,

I'm not sure where to find these songs. I don't own anything but I'm sure you can find them.


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Blow Me. I picked that up on a rebel cdg with some other racy tunes. Never heard it before but was easy to improvise. Another one is Gotta Have Boobs.

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