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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:03 am 
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I hear, "the more you drink the better we sound" and "come on up and I'll make you a star" quite a bit. Just wondering what are the popular phrases you hear at karaoke.


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Not a big fan of ..and try not to use myself as a KJ but the phrase
KARAOKE VIRGIN gets used anytime a singer confesses they never sang karaoke before. LOL --I guess it depends on the crowd whether I use it or not LOL


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:01 pm 
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jamkaraoke @ Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:15 am wrote:
Not a big fan of ..and try not to use myself as a KJ but the phrase
KARAOKE VIRGIN gets used anytime a singer confesses they never sang karaoke before. LOL --I guess it depends on the crowd whether I use it or not LOL
Does your KJ follow that up with "Looks like this virgin just lost her Cherry-oke"


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My personal favorite came from my husband...after a couple of guys came up and did a completely idiotic version (meant to be) of a girl's song in a falsetto with interpretive dance that was particularly painful to listen to and watch, he said, "Now go sit down and think about what you've done." It got a sizeable laugh from the crowd, as well as the guys who did the song.

I confess that I've used it (successfully) a couple of time since.

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