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Author:  oicclouds [ Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:03 am ]
Post subject:  Funny quotes from the karaoke host

I hear, "the more you drink the better we sound" and "come on up and I'll make you a star" quite a bit. Just wondering what are the popular phrases you hear at karaoke.

Author:  jamkaraoke [ Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Funny quotes from the karaoke host

Not a big fan of ..and try not to use myself as a KJ but the phrase
KARAOKE VIRGIN gets used anytime a singer confesses they never sang karaoke before. LOL --I guess it depends on the crowd whether I use it or not LOL

Author:  Rockin Bruce [ Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:59 am ]
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From a KJ after a really bad singer finishes their song: "That was a truly noble effort!"

Author:  atxklown [ Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:01 pm ]
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jamkaraoke @ Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:15 am wrote:
Not a big fan of ..and try not to use myself as a KJ but the phrase
KARAOKE VIRGIN gets used anytime a singer confesses they never sang karaoke before. LOL --I guess it depends on the crowd whether I use it or not LOL
Does your KJ follow that up with "Looks like this virgin just lost her Cherry-oke"

Author:  birdofsong [ Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Funny quotes from the karaoke host

My personal favorite came from my husband...after a couple of guys came up and did a completely idiotic version (meant to be) of a girl's song in a falsetto with interpretive dance that was particularly painful to listen to and watch, he said, "Now go sit down and think about what you've done." It got a sizeable laugh from the crowd, as well as the guys who did the song.

I confess that I've used it (successfully) a couple of time since.

birdofsong

Author:  c. staley [ Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Funny quotes from the karaoke host

"Put your hands together for that UNIQUE rendition!" (because it really suk'd)

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